With the new election finally coming to a wrap, I felt that this would be a great time to blog about my conspiracy theories. But I must warn you, that there's a chance that I will die tomorrow and my very existence will be erased. Just saying.
Now for starters, I didn't vote. I don't care. Ya ya ya, save all your hate and loss of respect for me till the end of this little blog. I understand that we have a right to vote and other countries don't. The best thing about that is that I have a right to vote, or not vote. Yay me! And I know that those who can't vote would be angry to know that I didn't. I'm sure they would actually be MORE angry at other things that I did or didn't do then just not voting.
Now then... my conspiracy theory. I guess it's not really a conspiracy theory, but just a thought process I believe to be true. That's a theory isn't it? Whatever. I believe that it doesn't matter what I do, or you do, or anyone else does, what happens in this country is controlled by someone with a crap ton of money. The President gets paid 250k a year. You think that's true? Does he REALLY get only 250k a year? No. Think about it. Think about how much land they end up owning and all the trips they get to go on. They take kickbacks. Tons of kick backs. As soon as a politician doesn't want to cooperate they get some crazy crap blamed on them, or just assassinated. A couple of presidents had some near misses with a bullet and that was just a scare tactic to get them to do something that the "rich man" wants. Good people die so bad people can be in powerful positions to help the greedy get more out of life. Cause apparently it IS true, the one with the most toys wins. I'm pretty close, I have a lot of kid's meal toys from back in the day.
I think most of the country is controlled by the big boys in the oil companies. AND it's only one company, or a few men who own that. As soon as gas is investigated, people are payed and small time people are knocked off and buried in the desert. Any kind of speculation into a major company that controls the life blood of the American populous is easily covered by some other major incident. If it gets past the major incident on T.V. then who ever is investigating is payed. If they don't take it, they are killed. The best controlled device is the Media. News is not objective on anything. How much bad news is reported on the news opposed to good news? It's a very low ratio. Why? Because if everyone kept hearing about how great life was for other people or all the great things that are happening in other people's lives then we would start to get depressed as a society. We would start to become envious and jealous of those people and think about how crappy our lives are compared to theirs. But when we see bad things happen to other people we can rest assured, "well at least that's not me". Interesting huh? I learned that in a psychology class once. Ya I know, I learned something in college, weird.
Basically, my point is, that who ever has the most money wins. If they want someone as president bad enough or in the senate or some other powerful position, then they will pay as much money as possible to doctor the votes and other stuff. With Bush and Florida someone wasn't payed off for it work correctly without someone noticing.
My prediction for this new guy? He's gonna get shot. Not by me of course, I couldn't kill anything. But he will. Then it will slowly tear this country apart. Think about it. A black man getting killed, or a muslim getting killed. There will be so much hate in this country it's gonna explode on our own turf.
Everyone rips on Canada. But think about this, when did they last have a war to go to? I'm just saying. Medical care for everyone sounds pretty tempting right about now.
So am I really crazy? Or does any of what I just said make sense? I think it makes sense. Don't agree with me? Then say so. It's open for discusion. I'm pretty sure this is all true. I'll let you know when I get really rich and powerful. The only problem with that idea is that wealth and power corrupt even the most pure of heart. Blech, too poetic for me. So I figure if I'm just a bit crazy, a little off kilter, then I can play the game without falling into the rabbit hole too far.
No comments:
Post a Comment