I think that everyone at some point in their life needs to go to club and just watch people. It becomes quite disturbing. There's a lot of consistencies amongst club goers. I recently was at Bobby McGee's last night, sitting with my friend while he DJ'd. I got to watch two groups of people express tons of attitude; a fraternity and a sorority. Now don't get me wrong, as a guy I can appreciate the "eye candy" of many of these women who dress up and try and look their best. Of course, for some, their best is looking like a whore. But that's a whole other blog/rant.
Let me just dive right in, there is always at least one of these types of guys on the dance floor; a douchebag, a guy who has some personal emotional issues (x girlfriend or some such nonsense), a guy who thinks he's the best dancer ever, and a guy who should have stopped drinking after the first sip of alcohol.
There were so many douchefags... yes... doucheFags, that it was just unbearable to watch. And for the most part, when it comes to guys dancing to rap/hip hop/r&b, it's the same lame two step swaying crap. What made me laugh so hard was watching these guys, partially unbuttoned shirt and sweat dripping off their head, grinding on some gorgeous girl in a short skirt. What was funny was his face and how he thought he was "the greatest of all time" and that he was "totally gonna get laid" that night. But her face on the other hand, you could just tell she was trying to figure out a way to get away from the guy. Not to mention that the guy was totally going to a beat of his own creation, not even remotely close to the drum and base of the current song. Almost every chick there had a face on that screamed "Leave me alone!" So much disgust on their faces. And most of the guys just had that cocky, I'm a great dancer, over confidence, smug face that you just wanted to back hand so badly and yell at them "No! No, you suck at dancing and you are so much of a douche that you can't even see past you're own self righteous attitude to realize that everyone just tolerates you."
It was disturbing and funny all at the same time. Also, most of the women there, as "hot" as they were, really should have just stayed sitting, or standing somewhere. I swear, so many white people dancing is dangerous to society. Oh sure, some chicks can dance, and a few white guys can too. But really... at a club setting, almost nobody can dance. I know they are all having fun, but wow. I strongly believe that the dj and whoever else has to sit and semi-watch this crap most defiantly needs to be drinking. Aside from the disturbing acts of fully clothed college children grinding, it was awesome to be there. The music and dj skills were in top form last night, and it was really impressive.
On a side note, I must apologize. Apparently I've woken up on the wrong side of the bed... which is odd cause there is only one side to wake up on (the bed is up against the wall). I'm sure I'll re-read this blog later and be slightly surprised at my own "grumpiness". *shrug* I'll go to toys r' us and gamestop and then I'll be happier. Oooooo Taco Bell.... *drool*
Note:
Isn't it kinda odd that a college club for just men has the letters in it to make fart? Fraternity.... Farternity. That's like eternity and fart put together. Faring for eternity. HAHAHAHA.
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I need help.
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